Curse

Dumb Quixote · Jun 14, 2005, 08:02 PM // 20:02

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Originally Posted by chalt2

Don't worry Arbel it was a small job

Haha... man, that's great, and thanks for all the time you put in helping me reach those hard to reach places. You really are talented.

Vengeance · Jun 14, 2005, 08:05 PM // 20:05

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Originally Posted by Dumb Quixote

No, I wasn't really waxing... I was just going through the motions.

Truth is I don't know... I've only been with one man too (and I swore coach I wouldn't tell).

What are we talking about again?

YOU CALL THAT COMMITMENT?!?!?!? TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM DQ!!! DO IT FOR YOUR COACH!!!

Ramus · Jun 14, 2005, 08:08 PM // 20:08

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Originally Posted by Arbel

Yes, it really hurts when the gauntlets pull on my arm hairs.

No I was really testing it out, to see if it really works, and if it's really that painful. I was too lazy to match the other arm.

Is it weird for me to beautify myself when I go out, to the mall, or to the grocery store, and all I do for work is just iron clothes and hope for the best? :P

I'll try my best to contain my dirty thoughts.

wizorack · Jun 14, 2005, 08:09 PM // 20:09

Dammit Vengeance, I cant get that dam scene out of my head now.. I keep replaying it over and over... Ugh!!!

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Originally Posted by Vengeance

PS - I wouldn't offer anyone a job with this company ... we don't make, sell or produce anything ... unless you're John Cusack, it's actually kinda frustrating ...

Swampgirl Inez · Jun 14, 2005, 08:14 PM // 20:14

I am soo ashamed at myself. I didn't even catch the reference.

I'll go and beat myself about the head and shoulders now....

chalt2 · Jun 14, 2005, 08:36 PM // 20:36

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Originally Posted by Dumb Quixote

Haha... man, that's great, and thanks for all the time you put in helping me reach those hard to reach places. You really are talented.

Gee thanks I've always been good with objects containing glass, I was surprised you able to such good work with the tweezers, I mean I had to hold that magnafying glass back abit so the consentrated light wouldn' t burn anything

Arbel · Jun 14, 2005, 08:39 PM // 20:39

Hoooooo boy, not touching this one....

No matter how much I like, and want to do it.

Dumb Quixote · Jun 14, 2005, 08:44 PM // 20:44

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Originally Posted by chalt2

Gee thanks I've always been good with objects containing glass, I was surprised you able to such good work with the tweezers, I mean I had to hold that magnafying glass back abit so the consentrated light wouldn' t burn anything

I know I know... and if it wasn't for your mother helping you balance in that skirt, I was sure you'd fall over when your dad came in and asked you why you were doing that with your finger. I mean really, to each their own, but did you have to knuckle it like that? You mom didn't look pleased.

chalt2 · Jun 14, 2005, 09:27 PM // 21:27

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Originally Posted by Dumb Quixote

I know I know... and if it wasn't for your mother helping you balance in that skirt, I was sure you'd fall over when your dad came in and asked you why you were doing that with your finger. I mean really, to each their own, but did you have to knuckle it like that? You mom didn't look pleased.

I figured you were paying for the job to be done right so I spared no expense, and it had to be done once you turttled back inside I had to push into the two knuckle depth just to snag it and try to get back out because if we had left you like that with the wax and tape still on it there would have been an infection and quite frankly you have enough problems there as it is.

Swampgirl Inez · Jun 14, 2005, 09:30 PM // 21:30

And I repeat...

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Originally Posted by Swampgirl Inez

There's ointments for that y'know...

Dumb Quixote · Jun 14, 2005, 11:39 PM // 23:39

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Originally Posted by chalt2

I figured you were paying for the job to be done right so I spared no expense, and it had to be done once you turttled back inside I had to push into the two knuckle depth just to snag it and try to get back out because if we had left you like that with the wax and tape still on it there would have been an infection and quite frankly you have enough problems there as it is.

And it's that care and attention that makes me support your move for the transgender operation. I'm sure you'll make a fine woman, because you already have the qualities that matter (along with an underlying need to make men happy). I'm sure it'll be better for you in the long run... taking only one relationship at a time other than the group "bonding" sessions you were running out in the back ally of KMart. I think in the long run, you'll be happier not having to advertise in ARCO bathrooms anymore. I'm proud of you.

Weezer_Blue · Jun 15, 2005, 01:24 AM // 01:24

"Look. All I know is this cord was plugged into my house, and your house was glowin like the FREAKIN SUN! So I put two and two togetha there, and decided that you're pissin me off..."

"13 seconds! That's a new record
"26 seconds! That's a new Mooon record!"
"Ah the moon huh? Then maybe you'd be a good person to ask: who wrote 'The Moon Rules, #1!', on my car, wida key."

(Aqua Teen Hungar Force.)

Omega_2005 · Jun 15, 2005, 07:08 AM // 07:08

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Originally Posted by Weezer_Blue

"Look. All I know is this cord was plugged into my house, and your house was glowin like the FREAKIN SUN! So I put two and two togetha there, and decided that you're pissin me off..."

"13 seconds! That's a new record
"26 seconds! That's a new Mooon record!"
"Ah the moon huh? Then maybe you'd be a good person to ask: who wrote 'The Moon Rules, #1!', on my car, wida key."

(Aqua Teen Hungar Force.)

Is that the new version of The Cat and The Fiddle?

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...The cow jumped over the moon...

Harlas Kije · Jun 15, 2005, 02:14 PM // 14:14

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Originally Posted by Swampgirl Inez

I'll go and beat myself about the head and shoulders now....

Why are you beating yourself about shampoo?

Swampgirl Inez · Jun 15, 2005, 02:30 PM // 14:30

It's medicated shampoo... and I didn't follow the directions.... TASTY!!

Vengeance · Jun 15, 2005, 02:35 PM // 14:35

Yeah Swampy ... that's an EXTERNAL product ... you can't fix your roots from the inside hon ...

Swampgirl Inez · Jun 15, 2005, 02:38 PM // 14:38

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Originally Posted by Vengeance

Yeah Swampy ... that's an EXTERNAL product ... you can't fix your roots from the inside hon ...

So that's why the ingame dye doesn't work on hair! I was wondering why my screen went all fuzzy when I drank it.

Oh, and Venge... you're new icon is GRRReat!

Arbel · Jun 15, 2005, 02:41 PM // 14:41

I waxed my underarms last night...well attempted to, I didn't get all the hair, dammit! But it was cool, kinda like those Biore strips that you get the blackheads on the nose, like you are just amazed how much crap that strip got, and you just closely examine all the black of the blackheads...

Yeah, it was like that. Big follicle party on the strip.

Attempt #2 will be tonight. I'll get you, hair!

Dumb Quixote · Jun 15, 2005, 02:47 PM // 14:47

And your little dog too...

Vengeance · Jun 15, 2005, 02:54 PM // 14:54

Ahem ahem ...

... ew ...

Just as an FYI ... don't ever invite me to a follicle party ... I know I probably have more hair than most on this thread ... but maybe that's why I'd turn down the invite ... an INTIMATE knowledge of said follicles ...